。。。偷偷地说
把耳朵凑过来... :)
我奶奶的问题
我奶奶的问题在于。。。偷偷地说
她是个外星人！
老年俱乐部里没人怀疑过什么。。。
直到我们的老师试图要组织他们
去威索普郊游，还算是我们的学校活动！
“可我们想去个又热闹又有趣的地方！”奶奶说。
“坐下并保持安静！”老师嚷道。
威索普真是糟透了。
奶奶开始自娱自乐起来！
我们去了一家旧时光音乐厅。
奶奶不喜欢他们唱的歌！
那儿还有个魅力老太大赛。
奶奶当然做了弊！
她真的搞活了游乐场！
我们还被赶出了趣游廊！
在月球风景游时，奶奶遇到了几个朋友。
并把他们带去喝茶！
所以我们错过了回家的车。
老师就责备奶奶！
“真是受够了这个破地方！”奶奶说。
“系好安全带！”
我们飞向了奶奶的星球。。。
降落的时候正好赶上狂欢节！
奶奶跳起了林波舞。。。
。。。爬上了一棵开花的坚果树。
我们很不愿意离开，可奶奶要回家喂她的猫了。
我们砰地一下落到了学校的操场里，
妈妈和爸爸带奶奶离开。
“您现在岁数大了，不要再做这样的事情了。”他们说。
“谁都这么想。”奶奶小声嘀咕着。
回家后，她开了一间自己的旅行社。。。
。。。就在爸爸的车库里！
The trouble with Gran
The trouble with Gran is... Secretly
She's an alien!
None of the other OAP's suspected a thing...
Until our teacher tried to organise
an outing for them, to Wethorp, as our school project!
"But we want to go somewhere hot and exciting!" said Gran.
"Sit down and be quiet!" snapped teacher
Wethorp was awful.
Gran started to play up!
We went to an Old Time Music Hall.
Gran did not like the singing!
And there was a Glamorous Grandma Contest.
Gran cheated of course!
She really livened up the funfair!
We were asked to leave the amusement arcade!
On the Lunar Landscape Tour Gran met some friends.
She took them to the tea rooms!
So we missed the bus home.
Teacher blamed Gran!
"We've had enough of this dump!" Said Gran.
"Fasten safety-belts!"
We zoomed towards Gran's planet...
and landed just in time for carnival!
Gran did the Limbo...
...and climbed a bloomernut tree.
We were sad to leave, but Gran had to get home to feed the cat.
We landed in the school playground with a bump!
Mum and Dad marched Gran away.
"You're too old for that sort of thing now."the said.
"That's what they think." muttered Gran.
When she got home she opened her own travel agency...
...in Dad's garage!